This post isn’t about all those sweet and nice gifts you would give at a white elephant exchange, these are silly ones. Ones with toilet humor and fart jokes. A few might not be family friendly, but the majority are. These are the most hilarious white elephant gift ideas to get people laughing.
Yep, it’s getting to be that time of year again. It’s the season on buying gifts for those you love, freaking out and realizing you only have xx amount of days until Christmas.
It’s the time of year we eat too many goodies and wear ugly sweaters. And..it’s the season of holiday parties which means White Elephant Gift exchanges.
Now before I begin sharing my top 25 best white elephant gift ideas I wanted to tell you that I haven’t had this much fun writing a post in a while.
I have been laughing so hard imagining my friends opening up one of these gifts. Some of these I just want for myself so I can play practical jokes on my family members. Yeah, I won’t be winning any mother of the year awards any time soon…hee hee.
25 HILARIOUS WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT IDEAS
1. Cozy Shark Slippers – cute and cozy slippers, with a side of scary! 😉
2. Dollar Bill Toilet Paper – a fun way to prank someone who loves their money – ha!
3. Cards Against Humanity – this is one of the funnest games for adults to play. Anyone who gets this will love it!
4. Pizza Cutting Scissors – cut pizza with scissors for a more effectively cut slice!
5. Facebook ‘Like’ T-Shirt – let’s be honest, we all love a good “like”! Perfect for the person whose always on Facebook.
6. Microwave S’mores Maker – make quick and delicious s’mores, no fire required!
7. Unicorn Horn – make all of their real-life unicorn dreams come true with this inflatable unicorn horn!
8. Dust Mop Shoes Slippers for House Floor Cleaning – you can accomplish 2 things at once with these shoes- keeping your feet warm and mopping your floors!
9. Poo-Pourri – everyone needs to carry this around with them, and use it before they go!
10. Officially Licensed National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug – $19.99 – Let them feel like they’re a part of a classic Christmas movie!
11. Car French Fry Holder – for all of the foodies, this will be the best gift ever. No more fries falling into the side of your seat!
12. Kitchen Safe – never let anyone eat your cookies while you’re sleeping again!
13. Sarcastic Ball – a fun twist on the Magic 8 Ball… Get all of the sarcastic answers they deserve! 😉
14. Hamburger Flash Drive – who wouldn’t love a mini hamburger to store all of their files on?
15. ‘If You Can Read This… Bring Me Bacon’ Socks – these socks are sure to make them laugh!
16. Oink Oink Piggy Bag Clips – Keep your chip bags happily closed with these fun piggy clips!
17. Watch Ya Mouth Game – the absolute funnest card game that’ll have you all laughing for hours!
18. Cute Fruit Cable Protectors – keep your phone cords protected with these adorable cable protectors!
19. Emergency Underpants – you never know when you’ll need these!
20. Bread Shaped Keyboard Wrist Pad – the perfect gift for the carb lovers!
21. Dinosaur Taco Holder – Take eating tacos to a whole new level!
22. ‘I’m Trying to be Awesome Today…’ Mug – for the person whose ALWAYS busy being awesome.
23. Stank Hand Sanitizer – they’ll think they’re keeping sanitized and cleaning their hands, until they realize it’s a gag gift and this “hand sanitizer” smells awful – now THAT’S a gag gift!
24. Cactus Egg Separator – no better way to separate your egg whites than with this mini cactus!
25. Umbrella Hat – free up your hands by not having to hold an umbrella! This really is pretty cool!
So there you have it! 25 of my favorite hilarious white elephant gift ideas I could find.
Got any other favorites you want to share? Or homemade funny ideas you have seen or done before? I would love to hear about it.
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Thanks “Karrie” for sharing your amazing recommended gift ideas. I really like A Parody in a Cookbook and Mustard NG 4001 Condiment Gun from your list and decided to buy this. Thanks again
I actually got toilet golf last year and bought a toilet bowl water bowl for the dog. A co-worker got a creepy baby doll head one year and said he won’t participate anymore. This year I was I got a “Stinky Pig” game, but the most popular gifts were a set up measuring cups that together were in the shape of R2D2 and an original AOL 8.0 case complete with original disc and free 30 day trial with a $25 gift card to a Buffalo Wild Wings inside.
Great list! I have a few of the items on the list since my finance and I are always trying to out do each other with wacky gifts 🙂
These are really funny. I have stumbled across some clever ones–but not like these. I looked at the crochet site–what kills me is that they named them all. I had to look at each category just to read all the names.
As the website says, if you like handmade, crochet, penises, and the finer things in life, this gift is for you. This wine cozies and ornaments are shockingly adorable, and everyone was trying to steal them at my white elephant party. Too funny. Can’t go wrong. http://www.crochetcocks.com
“A Christmas Story” is my favorite, well, Christmas story. Years ago, my husband bought me the leg night light as one of my Christmas gifts. I loved it. About three years later, it stopped working, and I was heartbroken. That Christmas my husband bought me another. Eventually, one of my grandchildren broke that one. Heartbreak again. The next Christmas, another leg. It tickles me than not matter what, I am never more than a few months away from “the leg”.
Here’s another one.
https://amzn.to/2PjBdGK
The fun part though, is reading the reviews. I cannot read too many at a time or I lose the ability to breath. They are that funny.
And this one, the reviews are what make it.
https://amzn.to/34TJJmG
I just woke my sleeping husband from laughing so hard
THANK YOU
If you like those reviews look to the Harbo sugar free gummy bears those are awesome.
Look up three wolf moon videos on YouTube, there are some really funny ones like this one: https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=QPB45AUmchM
I totally went and bought the socks for my sister!! AND the price dropped! Only $4.30 plus s/h ($3.99). That just made my day 😉
I have the mini fridge! It’s so adorable, and will keep a can cold. It was a strange gift at the time but now I enjoy it, plus it’s cute as a little decor 🙂 to brighten your workday.
http://www.willabeeandward.com/prod/677/Cat-Flags_0923-0020.aspx
I stumbled across these flags in a one of the coupon booklets this past weekend. I can’t imagine anyone buying these flags for any purpose other than a white elephant gift! 🙂
Enjoyed your post!
Oh man…April those are hilarious!!!!! Thanks for sharing.